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![]() Soapbox presents Tim's personal opinions about issues that he feels are of importance. Putting it all in perspective
![]() ![]() The Duck® brand duct tape Stuck at Prom® Scholarship Contest is on now - challenging high school students to create and accessorize their prom formalwear with America's favorite fix-all - duct tape. And, for the first time, this year it's the public's choice as to who's got the hottest fashions. Online public voting will decide the winning couple from the top 10 finalists. The couple winning the first place title will recieve a $6000 cash scholarship for college! So, get your plans drawn up, go out and stock up on any or all of Duck® brand's 20 colors and patterns of duct tape and get busy creating YOUR winning prom outfit. The contest started on March 5th, 2007 |
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This newsletter is sponsored in part by Duck brand Duct Tape - Home of The Original Duck Tape Club.
So I had this thought over Easter: Is it sacrilegious to make deviled eggs with eggs that you get from the Easter Bunny? Every once in awhile I like to pass along a helpful hint for living. I got this one from my friend, Mike, who is an EMT, but I think it could easily apply to anyone in their daily life: "If it's wet and sticky and not yours, don't touch it!". If you went to the gift shop of a nudist colony, could you buy a souvenir T-shirt?
Dale's Website Discovery of the Month:Here is a perfect way to spend 4 minutes and 19 seconds. Some people went all the way to the Bermuda Film Festival to see this, and all you have to do is push a button. You lucky dogs!! click here to watch video Did you ever wonder what color Crayola crayon in a box of eight you would be? Me neither. Still, if now that you are thinking about it, you did want to know, here is a site that will tell you. I am not sure what you will do with this information once you have it, but here you go: click here to see what color crayon you are Thanks to Christina for the crayon suggestion. She actually has a pretty good website her own self. You can check it out here: http://jugglingpaynes.blogspot.com/ ![]() No new recipe this month - but check our archives for some ideas! ![]() I love bloopers - here's one that we think is real - however, any of these bloopery things may be staged. Check out: Fishing Show Outtakes Hallelujah Nuns A new take on the Hallelujah Chorus... Handel may be doing spin cycles in his grave - or, may he'd love it! watch it here |
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Duct Tape: it will never let you down... |
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