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How's Your Prom Dress Coming?
The Duck® brand duct tape Stuck at Prom® Scholarship Contest is on now - challenging high school students to create and accessorize their prom formalwear with America's favorite fix-all - duct tape. And, for the first time, this year it's the public's choice as to who's got the hottest fashions. Online public voting will decide the winning couple from the top 10 finalists. The couple winning the first place title will recieve a $6000 cash scholarship for college!
So, get your plans drawn up, go out and stock up on any or all of Duck® brand's 20 colors and patterns of duct tape and get busy creating YOUR winning prom outfit.
The contest started on March 5th, 2007
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Duct Shui Our thinkiest, most philosophic, but most overlooked book that we've published to date is "Duct Shui." Were we learned about the ancient Chinese practice of Feng Shui and fixed it with duct tape. Just because the critics never noticed our book, doesn't mean that you shouldn't take note of this valuable tome. Click to our Duct Shui section to learn more about Duct Shui - and while you are there, stock up on a few of the books. You can order them directly from our Duct Tape Pro Shop - where every order comes with a free Duct Tape Pro button and bumper sticker - and all books are personally autographed.
Duct Tape your Computer Monitor? Yup! you can now have a completely duct taped desktop using one of our handy and free Duct Tape Guy desktop patterns. Just click here and download which pattern suits your taste. From massive blob of duct tape to an elegant Carpe Ductem... they are yours for the picking... FREE!
This newsletter is sponsored in part by Duck brand Duct Tape - Home of The Original Duck Tape Club.
So I had this thought over Easter: Is it sacrilegious to make deviled eggs with eggs that you get from the Easter Bunny?
Every once in awhile I like to pass along a helpful hint for living. I got this one from my friend, Mike, who is an EMT, but I think it could easily apply to anyone in their daily life: "If it's wet and sticky and not yours, don't touch it!".
If you went to the gift shop of a nudist colony, could you buy a souvenir T-shirt?
I took this at the University where I am taking a class. I expected there to be a huge pile of cars at the end of this road but, for some reason, there wasn't.
Dale's Website Discovery of the Month:Here is a perfect way to spend 4 minutes and 19 seconds. Some people went all the way to the Bermuda Film Festival to see this, and all you have to do is push a button. You lucky dogs!! click here to watch video
Did you ever wonder what color Crayola crayon in a box of eight you would be? Me neither. Still, if now that you are thinking about it, you did want to know, here is a site that will tell you. I am not sure what you will do with this information once you have it, but here you go: click here to see what color crayon you are
Thanks to Christina for the crayon suggestion. She actually has a pretty good website her own self. You can check it out here: http://jugglingpaynes.blogspot.com/
Cookin' with Duct Tape:
No new recipe this month - but check our archives for some ideas!
Tim's web humor finds:
I love bloopers - here's one that we think is real - however, any of these bloopery things may be staged. Check out: Fishing Show Outtakes
Hallelujah Nuns A new take on the Hallelujah Chorus... Handel may be doing spin cycles in his grave - or, may he'd love it! watch it here
Meet us at The Duct Tape Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories. Just like these people did:
Teenage Mutant Ninja EGG? I was decorating Easter eggs yesterday afternoon with my mom, when I realized that our creations were lacking something. After a few minutes of thinking, I knew what it was: duct tape! I knew I had to incorporate duct tape into my masterpiece somehow, but I wasn't sure in what way. So I just started fooling around with different ideas, when it hit me: how awesome would a Ninja Easter egg be? With a small strip of duct tape wrapped around my egg, I dyed it green and decorated it like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Cool huh? - Diana G., Pittsford, NY
Duct Tape: it will never let you down...
The New Ferrari
VERBIOSITY FOR LEXOPHILES
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
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