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It's Stuck at Prom Time Again!
The Duck® brand duct tape Stuck at Prom® Scholarship Contest once again challenges high school students to create and accessorize their prom formalwear with America's favorite fix-all - duct tape. And, for the first time, this year it's the public's choice as to who's got the hottest fashions. Online public voting will decide the winning couple from the top 10 finalists. The couple winning the first place title will recieve a $6000 cash scholarship for college!
So, get your plans drawn up, go out and stock up on any or all of Duck® brand's 20 colors and patterns of duct tape and get busy creating YOUR winning prom outfit.
The contest will start on March 5th, 2007 (This is your advance warning from the Duct Tape Guys). Complete information is online at StuckAtProm.com and we will have more information in the March newsletter as well. For inspiration, visit our duct tape prom fashion gallery.
|February 2007 - shortest month, shortest newsletter|
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My niece was looking at a catalogue of "Christian Underwear" and noticed one that said, "Do Not Remove Until Marriage". She said, "Man, that is going to stink!!".
Meet us at The Duct Tape Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories.
The Diner is Closed for Remodeling - back next month.
It's also a short humor month...
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower Pete, KC, and Cooter. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."
KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly," KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."
Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
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