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![]() The "BADGE of HONOR" If you've sent us something that we have used on our site, grab the graphic above and post it on your site and in your emails. Submissions Please If you have a joke or story that you would like to submit for inclusion in our next newsletter, email it to us. Just make sure it's suitable for all ages (we don't publish anything off-color). Thanks again! ![]() Click to our Duct Tape Pro Shop apparel page for more information. Remember that you get a free flatpack of Duck® tape with your order while supplies last! |
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April 2004 - April Fools Edition
Similar reports have been coming in coast to coast from hardware stores, big-box retailers such as Lowes and Home Depot, and even corner grocers. Did we elevate your pulse rate? Fool you - for even a moment? Sorry. It WAS April Fools Day... There is NO recall (or potential ban) of duct tape (yet). - The Duct Tape Guys
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Meet us at The Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories. Just like this guy did:
Epilog: The Iditarod started with 87 teams. Only 77 finished. GB Jones placed 76 out of the 77 finishers. |
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![]() An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking the other toys. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead?" Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Get the last word in: Apologize. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like slinkies....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFO's like they use to? Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it look normal. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Click here to see Tim's latest Duct Tape Pros cartoons. |
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What is this guy doing?
Click to enter our photo caption contest! Click the link to see our previous monthly caption contest winners, too! |
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RANDOM WINNER: The random winner of a duct tape book in this issue: Mike Read Congratulations! Send us your mailing address and we will send you an autographed Duct Tape Book.
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Tim (left), Jim (other left).
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