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Quote of the month:
""No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why."
"I don't listen to Jim. If you try it for a while, you'll understand why." - Tim
Soapbox presents Tim's personal opinions about serious issues that he feels are of importance.
Caring for "the least of these"? Sojourners' Jim Wallis has been given the soapbox this issue to speak about how we are doing as a country when it comes to caring for those who are poor, elderly, not as privileged... click here.
Trivia: In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are "limbs," therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the expression, "Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg." Truth? or just a good creative story? Who cares. It's just trivial stuff being passed around the internet...
Cookin' with Duct Tape:
Anytime of the year is the right time for Bread Pudding (if you're Tim), but you might think of it as a winter dessert. Try Tim's recipe and see what you think. click to our "Cookin's with Duct Tape" page for the recipe
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Duct Tape and the Holidays - a perfect match!
Duct Tape Carabineers
Duct Tape Guys' Holiday Greeting
Another wacky idea
I noticed that the Flintstones are having a Christmas special. How is this possible?
New Button (finally)
And, we are redesigning our Bumper Sticker, too. Watch for their availability in our Duct Tape Pro Shop this month!
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Duct Tape Post Cards - just a BUCK!
Meet us at The Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories.
Just like these people did:
Duct Tape Gardener While mowing the lawn I broke a branch on My Wifes favorite pepper plant. My trusty roll of Duct tape was at my side. One strip of tape mended the pepper plant and saved My %$#@*.
Duct Tape River Ride Our annual canoe trip down the Saskatchewan River was a success this year due to the simple fact that one of us grabbed the duct tape during the packing process. Generally we are "purists", refusing to take unneccessary items. Actually we are getting older and the toting to and from the river is killing us.
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|Thanks to eagle-eye Elise Sheppard who nabbed this duct tape sighting in Worthington, Ohio. Nice work (and kudos to the street workers on the good duct tape use).|
THE ULTIMATE NURSING HOME PLAN
Below, cartoonist Glen McCoy borrows one of our ideas for this cartoon:
I saw this one coming a mile away (as the crow flies)...
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Tim (left), Jim (other left).