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![]() The "BADGE of HONOR" If you've sent us something that we have used on our site, grab the graphic above and post it on your site and in your emails. Submissions Please If you have a joke or story that you would like to submit for inclusion in our next newsletter, email it to us. Just make sure it's suitable for all ages (we don't publish anything off-color). Thanks again! ![]() “It helps to recall there have always been times like these.” Paul Harvey "Some men are born with mediocrity, some men achieve mediocrity and some men have medioctiry thrust upon them." - Joseph Heller in his book, Catch 22 Thanks to Liggett • Stashower Public Relations for some of our quotes and trivia. ![]() These ideas are presented for your consideration, or your thoughtful rejection. Tsunami! It's hard to imagine the loss and destruction that the tsunmai has caused - especially sitting in our comfortably warm homes hearing and reading news reports about the tragic event. It's even harder to imagine, in light of this natural disaster, that the Bush administration will be spending over $40 MILLION on their gala inaugural event that will last only a few hours. What's wrong with cookies and punch at the White House? The administration's embarrassingly low initial offering of aid of $15 million was quickly upped to $35 million after the world rebuked the gesture. Now, after further criticism, U.S. aid has risen to $350 million. Still a paltry amount if you consider that we have spent over $150 MILLION EACH DAY to fund Bush's war on Iraq (add it up - that's over 150 billion in the last 21 months). Also consider that we spend $225 MILLION on one F-22 Raptor fighter jet... This is a good opportunity to shift gears as a nation. Let's quit being the bully on the block and start becoming (as one of Tim's wife's ninth grade students so wisely put it) the "Mother Country" - showing attributes of a mother (caring and nurturing) to those in need around the world. Click here to access serveral links which will allow your family to personally donate to the Tsunami relief efforts. For our part, The Duct Tape Guys will be donating 10% of all net profits from sales at the Duct Tape Pro Shop to help those in need.
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January 2005 - The New Year Issue
If you can't read the stickers, they say: We also ran across this photo (below) of the original Sistine Chapel ceiling painting (available as a print and a t-shirt at the Duct Tape Pro Shop). the original painting showed God handing a roll of duct tape to Adam.
We've just launched our ultimate duct taped urinal collection for your amusement. We've also extend our invitation for you to send in shots of urinals that you've found sporting duct tape in some fashion. Presumably, this is an activity in which only guys will be able to partake... But hey, gals, it may present the excuse you need to discover the gruesome world that is the men's room. Click here to visit our new section and to get photo submission information.
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Meet us at The Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories. Just like these people did:
Duct Tape Dress Form My wife sews. She had a hard time finding a form that she could work on for herself. I put her in a long tee shirt and wraped her up from neck line to knees. We used three roles of duct tape and after I was done we cut her out taped up the form,stuffed with cotton batting and pu on a stand set at her hieght. It worked sos well that one day a delivery man seeing the form in the window thought that my wife was home. She was not. It works great we used the form for three years. you have to be carefull when wraping a person. If you make it to tight they can't get their wind. and their legs will turn blue. - Dale E. B.
Raccoon-Proofing I used duct tape over the holidays. I had an incident with a raccoon which invaded the attic to my house. I found out that it had ripped my dome cover off my power vent on the roof. Unfortunately, we were due for over 12 inches of snow. I had a sizable opening on the top of my house. So, being inventive since I can’t seem to find a replacement, I used a trash can lid to cover the opening. I used duct tape to secure it to the existing brackets on the power vent. It is a sight for sore eyes. - Cheryl Anderson Shirt of the Month: ![]() Got an idea for a shirt? Look through our apparel offerings. If you don't see your idea, and we haven't used it in the past, we just might use it. If we produce it, we will send you a free shirt. (email your idea to tim@ducttapeguys.com - put "shirt idea" in the subject line) |
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Be Creative! Want to be more creative? Stuck in a rut at your job? Need to lube your brain? Use the tried and true methods that have fueled the Duct Tape Guys for the past ten years with the Duct Tape Guys' FREE brainstorming curriculum. It makes a great teaching tool. We've posted it here for use by teachers, students... heck, anyone can use it! |
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![]() Words of Wisdumb Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the heck alone. Fire corollary: If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. A closed mouth gathers no foot. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. Click here to see Tim's latest Duct Tape Pros cartoons. |
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If you spot duct tape - snap a photo and send it to us. We'll add it to our Duct Tape Sightings pages. Make sure you tell us where the shot was taken! |
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RANDOM WINNER: The random winner of a duct tape book in this issue: Nobert Blei - Congratulations! Email us your postal mailing address and we will send you an autographed Duct Tape Book.
Well, that’s it for this issue of "Duct Tape on a Roll" Remember that you can share this FREE duct tape and humor newsletter with your friends. Just send them this address: http://www.ducttapeguys.com/list so they can SUBSCRIBE to our email notification list. If you want OFF of our email list at any time, that’s fine with us, we don’t want to bother anyone with stuff they don't want. Just click the list link above and follow the unsubscribe instructions. May the Tape be with you! Click here for archived On a Roll Newsletters: 1/02, 2/02, 3/02, 03/19/02, 4/02, 5/02, 6/02, 7/02, 08/02, 09/02. 10/02, 11/02, 12/02, 01/03, 02/03, 03/03, 4/03, 05/03. 06/03 07/03 8/03 9/03 10/03 11/03, 12/03, 1/04, 2/04, 3/04, 4/04, 5/04, 6/04, 7/04, 8/04, 9/04, 10/04, election issue, 11/04, 12/04, |
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Tim (left), Jim (other left).
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