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![]() The "BADGE of HONOR" If you've sent us something that we have used on our site, grab the graphic above and post it on your site and in your emails. Submissions Please If you have a joke or story that you would like to submit for inclusion in our next newsletter, email it to us. Just make sure it's suitable for all ages (we don't publish anything off-color). Thanks again! ![]() Click to our Duct Tape Pro Shop apparel page for more information. Remember that you get a free flatpack of Duck® tape with your order while supplies last! |
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May 2004 Edition
Mischief Meets Revenge in The Practical Joker's Handbook P.S. Yes, some of the practical jokes utilize duct tape. Click here to order the book online or ask for it at your favorite bookstore! ![]() ![]()
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Your foot, instead of going clockwise, will begin going counterclockwise. No one can figure out why. If you can do this successfully without your foot changing direction, give yourself a pat on the back (while rubbing your head in a clockwise motion) - you're not normal!
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Meet us at The Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories. Just like these people did:
Mattress Patch A few months ago, we were having a lot of company at our place, so we had to pull out the old reliable Coleman air mattress (queen size). I pumped it up and found I had a couple of leaks. I used the patch kit that came with the mattress, and they wouldn't hold......tried three times. So, I broke out the good stuff.....duct tape. One small strip on each hole, and voila! it's still holding. We've used the mattress several times since, and no problem. - Dave R.
Beer Carrier on a Roll I had a 24-pack of Bud that I drank a few out of. Now I had 20 cans in a case that was open at 1 end and needed an easy way to carry it over to my buddy's place. So, I pulled out my duct tape and made myself a convienient handle. I'm sure it's not the funniest use you guys have been emailed, but who can't relate to this?! - Jarod Shirt of the Month: |
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![]() Take a listen to some actual audio bytes from George W.'s speeches - click here. But, in all fairness to George W. Bush (who never fails to delight and amuse when asked to think on his feet), There are a lot of notable people who quickly reveal some faulty brain connections when opening their mouths. Here are a few examples: Click here to see Tim's latest Duct Tape Pros cartoons. |
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RANDOM WINNER: The random winner of a duct tape book in this issue: Roy Dietsch - Congratulations! Send us your mailing address and we will send you an autographed Duct Tape Book.
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Tim (left), Jim (other left).
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