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Soapbox: While we're usually all about duct tape and humor, there's a serious side to us, too. We want to challenge our readers to become socially aware and active. This month: CLEAN WATER Click here to see the unique way that Healing Waters International is bringing clean water to developing countries.
June 2004 Edition
What To Get Dad for Father's Day?
What Does the President Do?
What's new on the duct tape web site?
Avon Heritage Duct Tape Festival
Meet us at The Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories.
Just like these people did:
License Honors Dad My Dad was an old school sheet metal mechanic from way back, and Duct tape has been a staple to our existence ever since I can remember. We he passed on, I inherited his pickup truck and had it registered as shown to sort of pay my respects to him. He always had a great sense of humor, especially when it came to Duct tape and was the first to get me one of your calendars a few years ago. Just thought you'd like to see the plate. - Jim S.
Duck Brand Executives Rolling In Money
Clean Tomatoes My wife and I love home-grown tomatoes. However, I found that birds with loose bowels loved to perch on top of my tomato stakes. It was disgusting to go to the garden to pick some juicy tomatoes for dinner and find them covered with starling excreta. Duct tape to the rescue! I fastened 16d nails (pointed end up!) with duct tape to the top of each of my tomatoes stakes. Now my tomatoes stay clean and the birds get the point that they are not welcome in my garden. - Joe S.
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Perfect for Father's Day (June 20th)
"Duct TapeDad" - Click to the Duct Tape Pro Shop for this and other shirt designs that are perfect for your duct tape lovin' dad (grandpa, husband, brother, uncle, etc.). Remember, dad couldn't be dad without duct tape! Make sure you order by June 15th or we can't ship in time for Father's Day! Remember to enter the code below for a 20% Father's Day Discount (for our newsletter subscribers only).
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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka dot underwear under white shorts.
10)The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
Click here to see Tim's latest Duct Tape Pros cartoons.
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|RANDOM WINNER: The random winner of a duct tape book in this issue: Dan Dankle - Congratulations! Send us your mailing address and we will send you an autographed Duct Tape Book.
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Tim (left), Jim (other left).