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![]() The "BADGE of HONOR" If you've sent us something that we have used on our site, grab the graphic above and post it on your site and in your emails. Submissions Please If you have a joke or story that you would like to submit for inclusion in our next newsletter, email it to us. Just make sure it's suitable for all ages (we don't publish anything off-color). Thanks again! ![]() Put downs originated by some notables: "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them." columnist James Reston about Richard Nixon "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." Mae West "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." Film director Billy Wilder "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." Abraham Lincoln "He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde "He is a Dixie cup on the sea of life." Author Tami Hoag ![]() Soapbox presents Tim's personal opinions about serious issues that he feels are of importance. Someone else's rant... I couldn't have said it better, so I will let Beth Quinn have the soapbox this month. Click here to read Beth Quinn's take on the situation we find ourselves in. ![]() Yet, China's thirst for new cars continues to grow at a rate of 20% per year. ![]() ![]()
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October 2005
From used bubble gun to vending machines, from Sponge Bob to elaborate Alien costumes... Duct Tape IS Halloween Costume on a Roll! Check out the wonderful costumes submitted to our halloween costume pages, and then, page through the preview of our Halloween Book to give you an idea of where we take the tape. Finally, nab a few rolls of duct tape (Duck brand has 19 different colors including clear and camouflage) and pick up a copy of our book at your local bookstore (or take advantage of the CHEAPO OFFER online via the link below). Then, have a blast this Halloween! Might we suggest a duct tape costume making party? Remember to send us photos of what you come up with. We will add them to our costume gallery!
See our appearance in Duck® brand's Adventures of Rock Tapewright cartoon strip below. Click on the strip to submit your idea for the solution to the problem.
I was looking thru an outdoor outfitter's catalog the other day and I saw a "camouflage crib set". This was a set of crib sheets, bumpers, |
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Meet us at The Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories. Just like these people did: Bike Flappers Remember when you gave your bike that cool motorcycle engine sound by attaching playing cards to the bike frame and having them flap in the spokes? We used to use clothes pins. But Noah and Reed of the Twin Cities, Minnesota have improved on the idea by using duct tape to attach the cards.
Jazz Tape I've been playing jazz for almost twenty years now and duct tape is always along on our gigs! It holds sheet music to our stands on windy outdoor gigs, is great for instrument case repair, and is always available to hold wires in place to the stage floors. Last night I used it to hold a mic in place on my sax. - Stanley T., Memphis, TN
Shirt of the Month: Got an idea for a shirt? Look through our apparel offerings. If you don't see your idea, and we haven't used it in the past, we just might use it. If we produce it, we will send you a free shirt. (email your idea to tim@ducttapeguys.com - put "shirt idea" in the subject line) |
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![]() Cows, the Constitution, the Ten Commandments, and Martha Stewart COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment! And last but not least . . George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail." Question: How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb? With apologies to our Bush-loving friends who, for some reason, are becoming a bit more sensitive lately... Click here to see Tim's Duct Tape Pros cartoons. |
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If you spot duct tape - snap a photo and send it to us. We'll add it to our Duct Tape Sightings pages. Make sure you tell us where the shot was taken! | |||||
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