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A Wacky Little Invention Beer Battered Anything... (left) We also learned how to make tasty beer battered mushrooms with Andres' owner/chef Marc. The recipe is in this month's Cookin' with the Duct Tape Guys section (link on the right).
The Crew: Thanks to our great production crew - (below) clockwise from back left: Bill, Scott, Chris, Jake, Derek, and Tim and Jim (seated). We hope to have the final edit done and posted by December's newsletter. Stay tuned!
The Duct Tape Guys lend some red Duck® brand duct tape and their cold weather taping expertise to the United Way of Door County (Wisconsin). If you feel led to contribute to the United Way and have Jim and Tim raise the red tape on the "thermometer" call 920-746-9645. Photo by Christine Nesheim
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Click here to find out more about the book and to order online right now. Or, if you'd like a copy autographed by Tim, click to the Duct Tape Pro Shop and order from there. This newsletter is sponsored in part by Reinform.org:
If husbanding means "To manage (money, resources, etc) wisely and economically." Might one assume that the opposite might define wifing?
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![]() Just like these people did: Like Father, Like Son The other day i was working in my shop and my five year old son came in climbed on to my bench grabed the duct tape wile running off said, "I need some tape." About 30 minutes later I went to check on him he had all his broken candy canes duct taped back together and hanging back on the tree sure did make this dad proud --- Mike T.
DUCT successfully replaces PCV My first car was an old run-down 84 mercury cougar. There was some sort of malfunction in the vacuum lines that would cause it to constantly stall out and die at red lights and even in motion. After consulting many mechanic friends, all who were clueless, I finally caved in, popped the hood and repaired every broken vacuum line and sealed off the PCV valve with duct tape. The car never ran better. --- Gary S. Homework Enforcer Hi my name is Steve and I tend to put things off (like home work). So one time I had a lot of home work to do and I did not want to do it. My teacher made me do it by Duct Taping me to the chair and then to the table and a pencil to my hand until I was done. The worst part of it was talking all the duct tape off of me. --- Steve Crime Preventative Idea? You should lobby for "tear strips" in duct tape so that duct tape cannot so easily be used to commit crimes. ---- James Good idea, James. However, I would lobby for gun, knife and baseball bat control first. - the Duct Tape Guy Duct Tape Window Gasket I drive a 1993 Ford Tempo. The car had been repossessed from the previous owner. While getting into the car, the repo-man used, I assume, a coat hanger to get in. While doing so, the water seal on the driver's side door was damaged. To repair it I simply used duct tape. --- Jeff B. See other window repairs in our Tom Ridge Auto Glass Replacement Page Hawaiian Uses I am a tile setter - Raw ground open finger tips can be wrapped in Duck tape to prevent stinging from water and porter cement - repairs the rubber gloves too. Lastly: Auto body and paint - large holes and Bondo are a problem that crumpled newspaper and Duck tape can fix by filling the hole. I have even taped right over a hole and smeared the Bondo right over. Car seat repair also. --- Janna, Maui, Hawaii |
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Don't ever trust the Duct Tape Guys to take a normal photo with you... here they are with HGTV and the Food Channel's Jill Cordes (wonderful sport that she is) at their event in Omaha. To see the Duct Tape Guys goon with other celebs check out our scrapbook. | ||||
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Public Notice Enhancer We spotted this public notice in Tucson, Arizona. Hard to miss with the bright green paper - even harder to miss with the duct tape adorning the sides... (below) the Arizona Law Enforcement Booth at a home show in Tucson. Check out our Sightings pages for more Tucson duct tape sightings. |
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