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Quotes of the Month:
For other quotes this month we head you over to David Letterman's web site for some George W. Bush quotes - which have been stacked up against some of the greatest presidential speeches of all time. Click here.
Soapbox presents Tim's personal opinions about issues that he feels are of importance.
The end of small politics by Barack Obama
Also, please consider listening to an important speech by Barack Obama given at the Call to Renewal conference. It deals with faith and politics... An important listen for any person of faith who believes that their faith plays an important role in their public life, their voting, their government. click here to listen
The Blue Pill
Virginia law prohibits "corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than candidates."
Cookin' with Duct Tape:
It's summer time and you might not think that chili sounds quite right, but the heat of the food will actually cool you down. And if you make the switch to chicken, you won't feel so weighed down after eating it. So, crack a cold one and belly up to a steaming bowl of Julie's (Tim's wife, Jim's sister) White Chili! click here for the recipe.
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Duct Tape Poetry Contest
Suggested forms are Haiku a non-rhyming form that follows a 5 - 7 - 5 syllable form - for example:
Strong and sticky tape
Or a Cinquain - following this form:
If you are brave (or of Irish descent), try a Limerick:
Or, just a SHORT rhyming poem about duct tape.
So, there's the challenge. Random winners from the best entries will recieve a free duct tape book and/or Duct Tape Pro Pin and/or Bumper Sticker (include your correct mailing address with your entry so we can get stuff if you win (no, we won't bug you with advertisements or sell your information). The DEADLINE IS JULY 31st for entries that wish to be considered for inclusion in our 2008 365 Days of Duct Tape Page-A-Day Calendar. Click here to email your entry.
Be safe and be prepared during road trips! It's always a good idea to have a roll or two of duct tape in your car at all times. If you drive a car like Tim's (a 1972 Ford Pinto) you never know when you are going to lose a rear quarter panel. Or, lose an oil cap like this guy did: "While on a road trip to a funeral I stopped for gas about 5:30 pm. Checking my oil (like any conscientious car owner should) I noticed that my oil fill cap had fallen off. Since the town's only parts store had closed, I looked for other options. Since I always carry a roll of duct tape in my Durango, I balled some up a bit bigger that the opening and taped it down with more duct tape! It help with no leakage for another 80 miles when I finally replaced it with a standard oil file cap!" - submitted by Daniel Hitson
We've switched our e-mail listserve software If you were a subscriber to our email list in the past, you would have gotten a verification email making sure you want to opt-in to our new list. Over 700 of you didn't respond to this and thereby fell off of the list. If you want to keep getting our newsletter announcements and special notices that we send out (not more than twice a month), Click here - and resubscribe. Then MAKE SURE you respond to the verification email that comes your way after you subscribe to make sure your email is activated in the system. Remember, we never sell or share our list with anyone and you can easily unsubscribe at any time. - Jim and Tim
Music to duct tape by:
I had always heard that, once you have kids of your own, you will find yourself saying things that your parents said. I guess I was kind of ready for that. What really took me by surprise was when I caught myself saying things that I would have never, and by that I mean
Why is it that a duty free shop doesn't sell diapers?
Dale's Website Discovery of the Month
Were you ever watching a movie and saw an actor and wondered what his name was? Did you ever wonder what else you may have seen him in but couldn't place it? Did you ever want to know what other films the director made? Well, rather than driving your wife crazy (about that), you can just go to imdb.com and the information will appear right before your eyes. You will find that this will be a constant reference if you are the type of person who ever watches any movies.
Ok, here is something for those of you who already knew about imdb. On this site you can watch old tv shows, cartoons, commercials, etc. I highly recommend the Woody Allen special from 1968. Best of all, it is free if you are willing to watch a couple of ads. tesla.liketelevision.com
On the off chance that there is someone who knew about both of these sites, here is one that I guarantee you have never heard of. If you are looking for a T-shirt in braille, this is the site for you. If you already know about this one, I am sorry, I can't help you. brailletees.com (Braille Tees - get your hands on one today!)
Meet us at The Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories.
Just like these people did:
Keepin' it Warm. Duct tape and plastic sheeting keeps this yard tractor owner warm during the winter.
Taping for a Good Cause I have done two 60-mile walks for Breast Cancer and am in training for my third. I use the tape to keep me from getting blisters. I put a strip of duct tape around the bottom of my foot, from the top of my big toe to the top of my pinkie toe. During all the training walks the tape kept me from getting any blisters. During the first walk I only got blisters after 45 miles. I think I pulled the tape too tight and made my toes rub together. The second walk I got them sooner, but I didn't have NEAR the problems other walkers were having. I will definitely be using duct tape throughout this training and walk!! - Kimber Streeter
Airplane Repair I am a pilot and used to fly regularly. I was exiting my tie down at Dulles and since just getting from the tie down to the run way is the most difficult navigating I am going to do for the whole trip I have my airport map out and am watching it more than I should have. I clip the nose of a parked Piper Chieftain. I am only about 2" into the nose, but that is enough to take out their weather radar antenna/dish. I tear off the plastic ends to my wing.
Blister Preventer I'm a figure skater, and I would get horrible blisters in the same places every single year. Practicing for hours with blisters on your feet is very uncomfortable. I would get blisters year after year, and it would take a few weeks for me feet to toughen up. I tried to put bandaids on my feet, but they would never stick. My grandfather suggested that I use duct tape. Now I swear by this, it's been years since I've started doing this and I haven't gotten a blister since. I suggested the idea to a bunch of my friends, and now they all duct tapes their feet before they skate. Great performances have been possible because of duct tape. - Melissa
You asked for it - You got it! We've just launced some cool, designer black t-shirts with duct tape pro grunge designs and our popular "Will Duct Tape for Food". Just click to the Duct Tape Pro Shop to pick one up today. Watch for new black shirt designs, soon. Click the image on the left to go directly to our Duct Tape Pro Shop Apparel section.
Got an idea for a shirt? Look through our apparel offerings. If you don't see your idea, and we haven't used it in the past, we just might use it. If we produce it, we will send you a free shirt. (email your idea to email@example.com - put "shirt idea" in the subject line)
|How to catch a snake. Duct tape, sticky-side up, whether planned, or by accident (as was the case here) will stop, will catch a snake. What you do with the snake at this point, is up to you.|
Be careful how you pick your web site name.
Thanks to Alex B. for submitting these web sites.
Click here to listen to the Duct Tape Guys early radio bits, "Duct Tape Talk".
|In honor of our newest contest (The Duct Tape Poetry Contest - see above) we though we'd publish some Jewish Haiku sent to us by one of our readers.
After the warm rain
the sweet smell of camellias.
Did you wipe your feet?
Her lips near my ear,
Aunt Sadie whispers the name
of her friend's disease.
Today I am a man.
Tomorrow I will return
to the seventh grade.
Testing the warm milk
on her wrist, she sighs softly.
But her son is forty.
The sparkling blue sea
reminds me to wait an hour
after my sandwich.
Lacking fins or tail
the gefilte fish swims with
Like a bonsai tree,
your terrible posture
at my dinner table.
the peace of knowing one's child
is an internist.
Mom, please! There is no
need to put that dinner roll
in your pocketbook.
Seven-foot Jews in
the NBA slam-dunking!
My alarm clock rings.
Sorry I'm not home
to take your call. At the tone
please state your bad news.
Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I've done?
Today, mild shvitzing.
Tomorrow, so hot you'll plotz.
Five-day forecast: -- feh!
Left the door open
for the Prophet Elijah.
Now our cat is gone.
A lovely nose ring,
excuse me while I put my
head in the oven.
Hard to tell under the lights.
White Yarmulke or
|Oscar Night with Pat Simpson
Jim and Tim joined HGTV's Pat Simpson in the hospitality suite of a California hotel during the 2006 Oscars for a pizza, beer and to cheer on their favorite actors. The range of emotions during the event was obvious as seen in the picture on the left. The only duct tape used during the event was to secure the pizza box on the table to avoid being dumped on the floor when the responses to Academy voting got out of hand.
If you spot duct tape being used to hold something together - snap a photo and send it to us. We'll add it to our Duct Tape Sightings pages. Make sure you tell us where the shot was taken! Random entries will be chosen for use in our books and calendars. See our submissions page for complete information.
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