Welcome to The Official BEANIE BASHER Web Site
Brought to you by the “Dr.” B. Neebascher, author of
The Official Beanie BASHER Handbook: The ONLY book that parodies the Beanie Baby phenomenon. It features112 pages stuffed full of valuable information on the Beanie craze including:
• The Evolution of Beanies
• Beanie Anatomy and an Actual Beanie Autopsy
• Identifying Counterfeits
• Creating Your Own Counterfeits for Monetary Gain
• Conspiracy Theories
(including Alien Invasion and Hazardous Waste Disposal)
• Retiring Your Own Beanies
and most importantly:
• Socially and Ecologically Responsible Alternative Uses
for Beanies (instead of having them end up in the landfill)
Hear actual sound bytes from “Dr.” Neebascher. Click here.
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The Official Beanie Basher Handbook
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$7.95 U.S. retail
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Read some excerpts from
The Official Beanie Basher Handbook.
Just click on the little book on the left.