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Humor Books by Tim:
Always autographed and always shipped with a little something extra just to express our thanks.

The Practical Joker's Handbook
Tim's massive collection of practical jokes. This is volume one. The sequel is coming soon with even more monkey business. The book is autographed and includes a genuine old fashioned whoopee cushion. $13

The Practical Joker's Handbook
The Sequel

Order it direct from the author (me) and get a bonus fake dog turd imported from Indonesia! Or, click to PracticalJokeBook.com and get other deals on this book - like a Practical Joker's Kit with both books and a bunch of pranking tools.

When I'm an Old Man, I'll Wear Mixed Plaids - parody
A great gift for any guy that's turning 40, 50, 60... A parody (in title only) of "When I'm an Old Woman, I Shall Wear Purple." This book is filled with hilarious observations on the aging male. $7.00

The WD-40 Book
Jim and Tim's ode to the OTHER tool you need in your toolbox. Filled with both practical and ridiculous uses for the wonder spray. $7.00

The Beanie Basher Handbook
Over 100 ideas of what to do with your Beanie Baby collection now that the bottom has dropped out of Beanie Baby futures.
Out of print - and currently out of stock - but we're searching out more - stay tuned.

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
the complete lyrics
A helpful guide for getting you through all 100 verses of this popular song. A great gag gift. $5.00 (autographed by Tim)

BEER FRAT PACK - buy three and get a fourth FREE! When we see an order of three of these we will add another copy free - 6 get 8, etc.

The Bubble Wrap Book
Tim joined up with Joey Green after a TV show in California - the green room was stacked high with Bubble Wrap used by the Ripley's Believe It or Not lady that was also on the show. Their wheels got turning and the Bubble Wrap Book was born.
(currently out of print and out of stock - but we are looking for more - stay tuned!)

The Warning Label Book
Finally something good to come out of our litigious society - an incredible collection of bizarre, weird and wacky REAL warning labels. Complete with fake warning label stickers so you can impishly embellish your own products. $11.95

Kids Tell Us:
What Does the President Do?

A delightully charming and funny collection of quotes by kindergartners explaining all about what the President does. Compiled by Warren Hanson and Tim Nyberg. $5.00

Duct Tape Books
by Jim and Tim, the Duct Tape Guys

CLICK on any book to order (FREE STUFF is automatic with your order, no click needed).
Always autographed and always shipped with a little something extra just to express our thanks.

You can also shop the Duct Tape Pro Shop for all kinds of book deals not listed here.

The DUCT TAPE Book (the original)
Out of Print - no longer available - sorry...

DUCT TAPE Book 2 - Real Stories
Now out of print - and not available in stores. You can get it here autographed for just $5 each.

The Ultimate DUCT TAPE Book
Now out of print - and not available in stores. You can get it here autographed for just $5 each.

Duct Tape Pro Bumper Sticker
and Button Set
Not available in stores. You can these great looking vinyl bumper stickers with matching lapel button for just $2 per set.

The JUMBO DUCT TAPE Book
Undoubtedly our most popular duct tape book - you can get this in stores, but why do that when you can get it right here with free stuff to boot?!
$8.95

The Original DUCT TAPE
Halloween Book
Tim's favorite - full color - 101 different costumes you can make using duct tape. Not just for Halloween anymore! you can use these creative and often hysterical ideas ANY time of year! $8.95

DUCT SHUI
Our own "breathtakingly stupid" philosophy based on the principles of Feng Shui. We actually give REAL Feng Shui hints with their Duct Shui corollaries. $7.95

Stump the Duct Tape Guys
Based on one of the most popular parts of our web site. We show how the solution to any problem or sticky situation can be duct tape. $9.95