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- but will select the ones that we consider to have the best potential for an entertaining and imaginative. Again, remember, this is a humor site.
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Now thousands upon thousands of men (and women) have been packed into the few prisons in Rwanda. There are so many residing within the walls of Kegali prison that most of them people never get a chance to walk around or stretch their limbs. Because the courts in Rwanda are so backed up with all the trials to be dealt with, and because of the exremely small number of lawyers in the country, most of the people imprisoned have no hope of ever receiving a trial, much less a fair one, and can expect to die in prison.
How can duct tape be used to ensure a speedy and fair trial for the people imprisoned in Rwanda, create more living space in Kegali prison, and prevent the atrocities of genocide from ever occuring on planet Earth again?
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