No relaxing restrictions on use of duct tape, says state
Ventura County Star
April 19, 2002
Sacramento- -- California has no intention of relaxing restrictions on the use of duct tape to seal air ducts.
In a unanimous 4-oh ruling, the California Energy Commission rejected a bid by tape makers to suspend restrictions on using the tape in building homes and offices.
The restrictions were imposed after a 1998 Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory study found the cloth-backed tape can shrivel up and fail when ducts get hot. That creates leaks that add up to millions of dollars in energy losses.
The emergency regulations forbid the use of duct tape alone to join factory built sections of flex ducting. Instead, the tape can only be used along with a sealant called mastic and collars made of steel or plastic.
Duct tape makers Tyco Adhesives and Shurtape Technologies appealed the decision, asking for a three-year suspension of the new rules. They complain the regulations discourage the use of duct tape at all.
The makers say the lab's testing techniques were inaccurate. The lab is now conducting another round of tests. A Tyco spokesman told the commission it may return in six to eight months to ask for another ruling.
(The Oakland Tribune)
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A Canadian man and a three-metre, 585-kilogramme Kodiak bear will face off on 9 December, in an attempt to test a handmade, purportedly bear-proof suit.
The suit and its maker, Troy Hurtubise of North Bay, Ontario, won a 1998 Ig Nobel prize for Safety and Engineering and an entry in the 2002 Guinness Book of World Records for the most expensive research suit ever constructed.
Fifteen years of tinkering and US$100,000 have gone into the design, which incorporates plastic, rubber, chainmail, galvanised steel, titanium - and thousands of metres of duct tape.
The suit has proven itself to be virtually indestructible. It has survived two strikes with a 136-kilogramme tree trunk, 18 collisions with a 3-tonne truck at 50 kilometres an hour, and numerous strikes by arrows, bullets, axes and baseball bats. "I've never had a bruise," says Hurtubise.
But the suit has never come up against the very thing it is meant to protect against - a Grizzly bear. On 9 December, in an undisclosed location in western Canada, that will change. In a "controlled attack", the Kodiak, a larger, heavier subspecies of the Grizzly, will put it to the test. click here for the whole story
Follow-up Story: The Bear Wouldnt Attack!
The first live tests of Troy Hurtubise's grizzly-proof suit have found that its best protective feature is its bizarre appearance. Hurtubise donned the suit and squared up to a 145-kilogram (320-pound) female grizzly last week but the bear just found it too weird.
When confronted by Hurtubise in the Ursus Mark VI suit, the bear smelled a human, but saw an alien. "There's no grizzly that's going to come near you in that suit," the bear handler told him, after he spent 10 minutes in a cage with the cowering animal.
Hurtubise has been tinkering with his bear-proof garment for 15 years and has been the subject of a television documentary and the recipient of an IgNobel prize. The grizzly test was supposed to be the first live encounter, and was part of a trio of try-outs in British Columbia, Canada. click here for the rest of the story
A Not-So-Clean Getaway
The bozo criminal for today wasn't aware of Bozo Rule #3254 which clearly states that, while versatile, duct tape isn't appropriate for every job. From Albuquerque, New Mexico comes the story of bozo Larry Hamilton who held up a dry cleaning establishment and then made what he thought was a clean getaway. Except for one thing, and that's where the duct tape comes in. Our bozo had used one strip of tape to cover up the license plate. He probably should have used two or maybe three pieces, as the tops and bottoms of the numbers were still visible. The clerk was able to decipher the plate and the cops tracked our bozo down less than two hours later. (source unknown - will credit if provided)
Duct Tape Assists in Hiding a Helecopter (almost)
A Massachusetts man, Antonio Santonastaso, was arrested for stealing a helicopter from a Norwood, Massachusetts flight school. Where and how can you hide a helicopter so nobody will notice? Santonastaso figured nobody would see it if he parked it in his neighbors cow pasture, put blankets and tarps over it, and wrapped the whole thing up with duct tape. Thereby, in his mind at least, making the helicopter virtually invisible. Didnt work.--- from the Boston Globe May 31, 2000
``He said something like, 'Here she is,'' said Sgt. Dave Trombi, a sheriff's spokesman. Witnesses said she looked like a mummy.
Authorities said the woman was arrested Nov. 19 for investigation of obstructing a highway or public thoroughfare, aggravated assault on a police officer, failing to obey a police officer and resisting arrest. She was released five days later.
This time, there was no resisting. Trombi said she would not even talk to authorities once they performed the delicate task of removing the tape. Authorities said they were considering whether to bring charges against her husband.
Trombi said the moral of the story is a simple one: ``Read the warning on the duct tape label -- it's intended for everything other than human use or abuse.''
Weve always held that Duct Tape in the wrong hands (or stupid hands, in this case) is a dangerous weapon. - Jim and Tim
Duck Tape Drunk Restraint
In a small town on the west coast of Vancouver Island, a roll of duct tape saved the day. One night after a local dance, a drunken stranger decided to steal the town's only fire truck in the middle of the night. Fortunately, the caretaker heard the commotion outside and chased the man down as he was about to drive away. The caretaker wrestled the stranger to the ground but he had no way to restrain him for any length of time. Another person came to assist and they found a way to restrain the stranger until the police could come the next morning. With no rope to be found, they duct taped the would-be fire truck robber to a telephone pole in the middle of the parking lot where he remained for five hours until the authorities arrived!! --- submitted by Glen Smith
From the Pioneer Press (Twin Cities, MN) Mon, Feb. 11, 2002
Surviving on Duct Tape, Adrenaline
by Tom Powers
Pioneer Press Columnist
SALT LAKE CITY
It is well known that most guys have a fixation with duct tape. Why fiddle with tiny clamps or messy glues when a nice wad of duct tape will hold almost anything together?
It works on everything from water pipes to rake handles to coffee cups.
"Honey, there's a hole in my sneaker. Where's the duct tape?"
Now we discover that it also is an important tool in the Olympic sport of skeleton. Beginners often wrap themselves in the silvery wonder to make sure they don't lose a body part while careening down the frozen track.
"There is a lot of duct tape involved," said Chris Soule, recalling his own first run. "Arms, shoes, anything I could cover with duct tape. In the beginning stages, people will use it all the time."
That's because this is not a delicate sport.
"You could smash your head," noted Soule, a member of the U.S. men's team. "I've pulled a guy up off the track after he got knocked out."
They are the Olympic daredevils, sliding at speeds in excess of 80 mph, headfirst, down an icy, curved track. Beneath them is a tiny sled with runners so low that the slider's chin often touches the ice.
Bobsledders are virtually encased in their sleds. Lugers ride feet first. In skeleton, the sliders go face first. They wouldn't have it any other way.
"Bobsled is the champagne of thrills," said Jim Shea, one of Soule's teammates. "Skeleton is the moonshine of thrills."
"There is nothing like this!" said Tristan Gale, a 5-foot-2 pepper pot from New Mexico. "Everyone should try it at least once!"
Perhaps taken aback by the disbelieving looks directed her way, she added: "No, seriously."
Well, let me check my life insurance policy. I want to make sure I'm covered in case I depart this earth via an act of foolishness.
In fact, there is some debate as to why the sport is called "skeleton." One theory is that the sled sort of resembles a skeleton. Another is that's all that is left of you at the end of the run.
"Skeleton is the same in all languages," said Gale. "Say 'skeleton' in Europe and you get the same look you get here: 'You're crazy!' "
Members of the American team have several things in common. First, they admittedly are adrenaline junkies. They love the rush that accompanies their bullet-like flight down the track. They smile in delight when they talk about the G-forces that make it difficult for them to lift their heads during a run.
"You finish and your eyeballs are huge!" said Gale. "It's such a blast."
Second, they all experienced the same sensation at the completion of their first-ever run. That's the critical moment. Either people stagger to their feet, wait until they stop shaking and then hurry away as fast as they can. Or they want to do it again.
Members of the Olympic team all wanted to do it again.
"I haven't told my mother yet," team member Lincoln DeWitt said with a laugh. "She was pretty nervous until she saw it. Then she was really nervous."
"I have been cliff-jumping, mountain-bike racing, I've done a lot of crazy things," Soule said. "You really can't compare this to anything else."
Those with Olympic-level talent insist the sport is not dangerous. They know how to shift their weight properly to negotiate a turn. They also are experts at keeping their chins, as well as other important body parts, firmly attached.
"It's safer than people think it is," said Soule.
That could be true because most of us consider it about as safe as walking into a biker bar and announcing: "If somebody doesn't move that Harley from in front of my Oldsmobile, I'm going to kick some butt."
The competition takes place on Feb. 20, and the American team isn't favored to win any medals. Those probably will go to the Europeans. But that could change in a few years. The sport is rapidly gaining popularity in the United States.
That's not hard to understand. Picture a kid going down a hill on his sled. Is he going feet first or headfirst? Exactly. So it's a natural for youngsters.
In a few years, some of those boys and girls will make their first skeleton run at an Olympic tryout camp. They will start one-third or perhaps halfway up the track. Nobody ever makes his or her first run from the top. The heart palpitations would be too great.
From there, it's up to them. If they want to do it again, they have potential. And it's not a real expensive sport, either.
All it takes to get started is nerves, a sled and a few rolls of duct tape.
©Pioneer Press / www.twincities.com
PARK CITY, Utah (AP)
Glad simply to be alive, let alone at the pinnacle of his sport, liver transplant survivor Chris Klug put a whole new twist on the notion of an Olympic miracle.
Using duct tape to bind together a broken boot buckle for his final race, Klug persevered and won the bronze medal Friday in parallel giant slalom snowboarding. (from an AP story by Eddie Pells)