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Drive-By Shootings is a proud resident of Parodyville.
Left: Mark Haley sent us this photo that his friend Mike "Junior" Hanley took. It struck him funny (us to). Thanks Mark and Mike!

Right: Look closely and you will see why it is very important to proof read or you may end up with undesirable employees.

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Lower left:
I wonder if they have a drive-thru window?

Right: We knew they tasted funny... compliments of Jim Strauser

The one spot in Richmond you can bring the kids without answer a lot of embarrassing questions. -
Thanks to: Aemilia Parker

Right: Yes, the rabbit died. We felt that his death out not be in vain, so we put him to work for this hideously cruel Parodyville joke. Sorry.

Got a photo of an unusual sign or roadside attraction?
E-mail us a photo and we will post it here. If you can’t scan, mail your photo (non-returnable) to:
Octane Creative P.O. Box 130066 Roseville, MN 55113

Signs Across America
The following are actual signs (Sorry, no photos... you’ll have to take our word for it):

At various truck stops throughout the country: Eat here and get gas

In a Florida maternity ward. No Children Allowed

On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.--Sisters of Mercy

In a funeral parlor--Ask about our layaway plan

In a New Hampshire jewelry store: Ears pierced while you wait

In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

On a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

On a radiator repair garage: Best place to take a leak.

On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

Plumber: "We repair what your husband Fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one Weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?"

Sign at the psychic’s Hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you."

At A Laundry Shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"

At a Towing Company: "We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

On an Electrician’s truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area: " If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push."

At an Optometrist’s Office: "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist’s window: "We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist’s office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a Butcher’s window: "Let me meat your needs."

On a fence: "Salesman Welcome, Dog food is expensive."

At a car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment Necessary, we hear you coming."

Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay! "

On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

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