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|Left: Mark Haley sent us this photo that his friend Mike "Junior" Hanley took. It struck him funny (us to). Thanks Mark and Mike!
Right: Look closely and you will see why it is very important to proof read or you may end up with undesirable employees.
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Right: We knew they tasted funny... compliments of Jim Strauser
|Right: Yes, the rabbit died. We felt that his death out not be in vain, so we put him to work for this hideously cruel Parodyville joke. Sorry.|
Got a photo of an unusual sign or roadside attraction?
Signs Across America
The following are actual signs (Sorry, no photos... youll have to take our word for it):
At various truck stops throughout the country: Eat here and get gas
In a Florida maternity ward. No Children Allowed
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.--Sisters of Mercy
In a funeral parlor--Ask about our layaway plan
In a New Hampshire jewelry store: Ears pierced while you wait
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
On a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
On a radiator repair garage: Best place to take a leak.
On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.
Plumber: "We repair what your husband Fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one Weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?"
Sign at the psychics Hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you."
At A Laundry Shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"
At a Towing Company: "We dont charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
On an Electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area: " If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push."
At an Optometrists Office: "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermists window: "We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrists office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Butchers window: "Let me meat your needs."
On a fence: "Salesman Welcome, Dog food is expensive."
At a car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment Necessary, we hear you coming."
Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
In a Veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay! "
On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
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