99 Bottles of Beer* on the Wall, it’s a popular song, you’ve probably sung it yourself during a school field trip, at camp, or during a family car trip. But have you ever made it all the way through the song? Most likely not. That’s due to the fact that there are one hundred verses in the song making the lyrics extremely difficult to remember.
Finally! Now, for the first time in history, the complete lyrics to this popular song have been published in an easy-to-follow book that will lead you successfully through each of the one hundred verses.
Click the thumbs up below on the right to order an autographed copy(ies) directly from the author for just $4.95
(not the $6.95 retail price)
or a TEN PACK for
$35 (instead of $69.50)!
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Other books authored and co-authored by Tim Nyberg:
Jake’s Unfolding Adventures (series)
The Duct Tape Book
Duct Tape Book Two, Real Stories
The Ultimate Duct Tape Book
The Jumbo Duct Tape Book
The Original Duct Tape Halloween Book
Stump the Duct Tape Guys
The WD-40 Book
The Bubblewrap Book
Golf on the Tundra
Rubber Chickens for the Soul
How to Get Rid of a Telemarketer
The Official Beanie Basher Handbook
The Warning Label Book
The Habits of Seven Highly Annoying People
The Practical Joker’s Handbook
Kids Tell Us: What Does the President Do?
Visit OctaneCreative.com for links to these and other humor books by Tim Nyberg.
MEDIA INTERVIEW OPPORTUNITY:
If you're like me (and I know I am), you have trouble remembering lyrics.
Sometimes I can't even make it all the way through the first line of a song without getting the lyrics wrong.
Imagine how hard it is to remember all the lyrics of a song with 99 verses!
That's why I've published my new book:
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall - the complete lyrics"
Finally, all 99 verses of this popular tipsy tune are presented in a handy, easy-to-follow pocket-sized book.
I’m now booking fall interviews based on this important new book including an inspired reading of select verses.
To book an inteview:
Just email firstname.lastname@example.org?subject=99_bottles_interview
Let me know your station call letters, media market, and the date and time you desire and I will send you a confirmation email.
Well, I've got to get back to the book now - I was on 66 bottles before this little break - I think my blurred vision is starting to clear up a bit.
Thanks for your time. I'm looking forward to our interview!
- Tim, the Duct Tape Guy